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== | <pre> | ||
From: The Great One <stuce@csv.warwick.ac.uk> | |||
Subject: the.ascii.cows | |||
--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- | |||
as you've NEVER seen them before! | |||
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | |||
(__) (__) (__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || / | || / | || | |||
* ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Cow Cow laden Same cow Betty Ford-type | |||
with milk after milking cow with milk | |||
(___) (___) * (___) (___) | |||
(o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) | |||
/-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / | |||
/ | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O | |||
* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ | |||
Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull | |||
seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull | |||
(__) (__) (__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || | |||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ | |||
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble | |||
on grass on cow | |||
(__) (__) * (__) * (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) | |||
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ | |||
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || | |||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| | |||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit | |||
a shit shit kicked out of her | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) U | |||
/-------\/ /---V | |||
/ | || * |--| . | |||
* ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ | |||
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. | |||
(__) )__( vv vv | |||
(oo) (oo) ||----|| * | |||
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | / | |||
/ | || / | || /\-------/ | |||
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) | |||
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) | |||
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow | |||
(__) (__) (__) | |||
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) | |||
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ | |||
/ | || / | || /| || | |||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow | |||
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" | |||
(__) (__) (__) | |||
(OO) (@@) (xx) | |||
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || / | || | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash | |||
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms | |||
/\ __ | |||
/ \ || | |||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_) | |||
SooS (oo) \/ (oo) | |||
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || / S / | || | |||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's | |||
to George Washington this cow cow | |||
(__) | |||
* (__) (oo) | |||
\ (oo) /------\/ | |||
\-------\/ /| |/ | | |||
| ==$ || / | [) || | |||
||----|| * ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to | |||
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday | |||
(___) (__) (__) | |||
( O ) (oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\ / \/--------\/ | |||
/ | ||V | | | |||
* ||----|| ||------|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with | |||
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle | |||
(__) (__) | |||
[##] (@o) | |||
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) | |||
/ | || / | || / | || (oo) | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | |||
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to | |||
to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman | |||
(____) (____) (____) | |||
(oo ) (o o) ( O O) | |||
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / | |||
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ | |||
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| | |||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| | |||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ | |||
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether | |||
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four | |||
legs or eight | |||
O__O \_|_/ | |||
(oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty | |||
(__) (__) | |||
^^ (oo) (--) | |||
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ | |||
^^^^^ / | || /| |\ | |||
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ | |||
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | | |||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ | |||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ | |||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ | |||
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale | |||
(What a bod, huh guys?) | |||
)\ (__) | |||
/ \ (oo) | |||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
Cow swimming at Amityville | |||
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) | |||
* (__) | |||
\ (DD) | |||
\ /-------\/ | |||
|\ / | ||_\_/ | |||
\ | \ (__) * ||----| | |||
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ | |||
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at | |||
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale | |||
\\ || | |||
\\|| | |||
\|| | |||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / / | |||
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / | |||
\_ / / / / / _______ / / | |||
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / | |||
/ / / (__)| / / | |||
/ / / (oo)| / / | |||
( @@@ ) /-------\/ | | |||
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| | |||
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| | |||
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ | |||
/--UU--\/ (____________) | |||
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather | |||
* ||---|| | |||
(New) Jersey Cow | |||
O O O O | |||
\ \ / / | |||
\ \ (__) / | |||
(__) \ \ (xx)/ | |||
(DD) \ +--------+\// | |||
/-------\/ \| | / | |||
/ | || +--------+ | |||
* ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ | |||
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" | |||
at Gillies in Texas | |||
o o | |||
|__| (__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo | |||
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || / | || | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains | |||
male relative cow cow cow cow | |||
x | |||
xxxx|xxxx | |||
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | |||
| | |||
// | |||
(__) // (__) (__) | |||
(oo)// (oo)===(oo) | |||
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ | |||
/ | |// / | || || | \ | |||
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows | |||
o o (__) ^ | |||
\ / (oo) / | |||
\ / _____\/___/ | |||
(__) \__/ / /\ / / | |||
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / | |||
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ | |||
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ | |||
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ | |||
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / | |||
^^ ^^ ^ ^ | |||
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco | |||
Cow Cow (That's what comes of | |||
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) | |||
cow-culus) Ray Tube) | |||
o | |||
| [---] | |||
| | | |||
| | |------========| | |||
/----|---|\ | **** |=======| | |||
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | |||
| | ___| |==============| | |||
| | ___ {(__)} |==============| | |||
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| | |||
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | | |||
----------------- / | NASA |==== | | |||
| | * ||------||-----^ | |||
----------------- || | | | |||
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ | | |||
/ ---- \ | |||
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon | |||
(__) | |||
([][]) "I have this recurring dream | |||
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) | |||
/\ \__ ^ :..("") | |||
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // | |||
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // | |||
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // | |||
/====== \/ =======/==============// | |||
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\ | |||
/ \ ^ // \\ | |||
Psycowlogist and patient | |||
(___) | |||
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) | |||
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / | |||
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ | |||
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ | |||
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] | |||
\______/ \_____\\// | |||
\__/ | |||
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss | |||
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) | |||
// // | |||
^^ ^^ | |||
================== | |||
_____________________________ H H | |||
| |-------------| H (__) H | |||
| | ________ | H (oo) H __ | |||
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | |||
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | |||
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | |||
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | |||
| | ^ | H H || | |||
| | ] | H H || | |||
| | | H H || | |||
|_____________|_____________| H H || | |||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ | |||
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard | |||
( ( ) | |||
( ( ) ) | |||
( ( ) | |||
( / ) | |||
( ( \\ ) | |||
( | // ) | |||
| | (__) | |||
| | (oo) (__) | |||
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | |||
| | || ( _)_______(__) ) | |||
**| | ---|| \ __________/ | |||
``'---------^^ | |||
Cow Hide Cow Pie | |||
\ | / ___________ | |||
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | |||
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | |||
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | |||
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | |||
| | | | | #_// | | | | | | | |||
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | |||
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | |||
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | |||
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | |||
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | |||
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | | |||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | | |||
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | | |||
|| |`. (__) (__) ( ) | |||
(oo) (oo) /---V | |||
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | | |||
/ | || ||_______| \ | |||
* ||W---|| || || * | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
"Cow Town" | |||
\ (__) (__) | |||
\\(oo) (\/) | |||
/-----\\\/ /-------\/ | |||
/ | (##) / | || | |||
* ||----||" * ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ | |||
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing | |||
(__) (__) (__) | |||
(\/) ($$) (**) | |||
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | || | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love | |||
(__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) | |||
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ | |||
/ |'''''|| / | || | |||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow | |||
* | |||
** ** | |||
* ** * * * ** | |||
* / / \ * * | |||
\ \ / \ / / (__) | |||
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) | |||
/ (00) / / / | |( ) | |||
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() | |||
/ / | || / / || || | |||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ | |||
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles | |||
Cow in Heat | |||
\ (__) (__) | |||
\\(oo) /--------(00) | |||
/-----\\\/ / | |( ) | |||
/ | (##) * ||---- ||() | |||
* ||----||" || || | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
This cow plays bagpipes. Cow Chewing Marbles | |||
(___) | |||
(o o) | |||
/------\ / (__) | |||
/ ____O (oo) | |||
| / /----\----\/ "Where did that camera come from!" | |||
/\oo===| / || | |||
| || *||~-----|| | |||
* ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
(__) \__\ (__) | |||
(oo) o (oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || ||______|| | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| | |||
OO OO OO OO OO OO | |||
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow | |||
(__) (__) \_||_~ | |||
(oo) (oo) (*||*) | |||
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ | |||
/ | || / || / | || | |||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| | |||
OO OO OO OO OO }{ | |||
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow | |||
____ | |||
(____) | |||
.xxxx. | |||
(__) '(oo)` | |||
(oo) /-----'-\/ ` | |||
/-------\/ / | |============> | |||
/ | || * ||----| (~) | |||
* ||----|| ~~ ~ | |||
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi | |||
holy cow armed and dangerous | |||
(___) (___) | |||
(o o) (o o) | |||
/-------\ / /-------\ / | |||
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O | |||
* ||,---|| * ||,---|| | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull | |||
(---) | |||
( ) | |||
/-----\ (___) | |||
| | (o o) | |||
| | | (-----) \ / | |||
| | | / / \ O | |||
| * | * | O | | |||
^^ ^^ ----- | |||
Coward Phone Bull | |||
| | | | * | |||
| | (__) | | \ (__) | |||
| | (oo) | | \ (oo) | |||
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | |||
| | / | || | | ----| |--- | |||
| | * ||----|| | | -------- | |||
| \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | |||
| _________________ | _________________ | |||
| / | / | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
/ \ / \ | |||
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
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| \_________________ | |||
| _________________ | |||
| / | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
| | (__) | |||
| | *---------(..) | |||
/ \ ^^----^^\/ | |||
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. | |||
________________________ | |||
(__) / \ | |||
(oo) ( Meet our great leader! ) | |||
/-------\/ --'\________________________/ | |||
/ | || | |||
* ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
# # | |||
## ## | |||
## ## | |||
## ## | |||
## ## | |||
### ### | |||
M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### | |||
MM MM O O O O ####### ####### | |||
M M M M O O O O # # | |||
M M M O O O O # ### ### # | |||
M M O O O O # # # # # # | |||
M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # | |||
\\ # ### ### # | |||
\\ # # | |||
\\________ # ######## # | |||
\-------- # # ## ## # # | |||
# # # # | |||
######### # # #### # # | |||
###### ###### #### | |||
########################### ### | |||
## ## | |||
## # # | |||
# ## # # | |||
# # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # #### # | |||
# # # ##### # # ### # # | |||
# # # # # ##################### ######### # # | |||
# # # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # # | |||
# # # # # # # # | |||
##### ### #### #### | |||
###### ### ###### ###### | |||
. /\ . . : (__) | |||
. / \ . . : (xx) | |||
/ \ . . * : __------\/ | |||
/ \ * : * ||____|| | |||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\ | |||
. /| (oo) |\ ** : | |||
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger | |||
. / |=|==|=| \ . * : | |||
. / | | | | \ . : | |||
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) | |||
|______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) | |||
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/ | |||
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || | |||
!!! !!! : ||----|| | |||
: ^^ ^^ | |||
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow | |||
...---... | |||
../ / | \ \.. | |||
./ / / | \ \ \. | |||
/ / / | \ \ \ | |||
/ / / | \ \ \ | |||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | / | |||
\ | /(__) | |||
\|/ (oo) | |||
/---++--\/ | |||
/ | || || | |||
* ||-++-|| | |||
^^ ^^ | |||
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron | |||
..---.. (__) | |||
/ \ (oo) | |||
| RIP | /-------\/ | |||
| | / | || | |||
| | * ||----|| | |||
| | ^^ ^^ | |||
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// | |||
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) | |||
/---+ +--\/ | |||
/ | | | || | |||
* ||-+ +-|| | |||
^^ ^^ * | |||
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) | |||
/-------\/ | |||
/ | || | |||
* ||----|| | |||
^^ ^^ | |||
(__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ \/-------\ | |||
/ | || -^^- || | \ | |||
* ||---- -^^- || * | |||
^^ ^^ | |||
(__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ \/-------\ | |||
/ | || || | \ | |||
* ||----|| ||----|| * | |||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows | |||
(__) _--------_ | |||
(oo) |__________| BIG | |||
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC | |||
/ | 007 || __________ | |||
* ||----|| |_ _| | |||
^^ ^^ -------- | |||
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) | |||
/'^^^-m | |||
(__) / '' ` ) | |||
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| | |||
/ \/ / / _ / | | | | | |||
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| | |||
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || | |||
* ^ ^ * ww ww | |||
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula | |||
____ ____ |+++++| | |||
|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| | |||
|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| | |||
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | |||
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| | |||
-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ -------------------------------- | |||
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | |||
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! | |||
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ | |||
-|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * | |||
\ | __________________________________/ | |||
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / | |||
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/ | |||
/ / \ \ | |||
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? | |||
(__) (__) (__) (----------) | |||
(00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) | |||
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) | |||
/| || /| || /| || | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter | |||
* (__) (__) (__) (__) | |||
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) | |||
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ | |||
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ | |||
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ | |||
Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) (__) o * (__) | |||
\/ (oo)/ " | (oo) | |||
____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ | |||
---/ --** / | / | | | |||
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| | |||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |||
//__ Cow Cow pooing | |||
Cow marching standing | |||
Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! | |||
(__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ | |||
( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ | |||
/\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// | |||
(__) | | (__) | |||
(oo) | | ($$) | |||
----\/ /-----~~~~~~ /-------\/ | |||
|| / | || / | IRS || | |||
---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Acowntant | |||
(___) (___) (___) | |||
(0 0) (0 0) (0 0) | |||
\ / \ / \ / | |||
__[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ | |||
/_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: | |||
\OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ | |||
Cowed Forces | |||
\ _ / | |||
- ( ) - /\ | |||
/ " \ /| | (__) | |||
(__) / | | (oo)\ | |||
________(oo) /____| | \/| \ | |||
/| \/ / \/ | \ | |||
/ |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ | |||
* || || |__________| ||| ____\---* | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice | |||
) ( _ | |||
(____) / \ (__) ==========I | |||
/ = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I | |||
(-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I | |||
( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I | |||
/------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I | |||
/ | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I | |||
* ||----|| ~~ ~~ | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo | |||
______________________ _______________________ | |||
| | | | | |||
| (__) | | (__) | | |||
| (oo) | | (oo) | | |||
| /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | |||
| / | || | | || / | | | |||
| * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | |||
| ~~ ~~ | | ~~ ~~ | | |||
|--------------------| |---------------------| | |||
Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 | |||
(__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) | |||
______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ | |||
/___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| | |||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| | |||
|_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|~~ ~/|___|| | |||
|___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ | |||
Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 | |||
______________(__)_________________ (__) | |||
/_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) | |||
| \/ || \/ | |||
_|_ _|| || | |||
/__/_______________________________/__/| || | |||
( ) ( )| || | |||
| |________________________________| | | || | |||
\_____________________________________/] /------- / | |||
[] [] [] / | || | |||
* ||----|| | |||
COW-CH ~~ ~~ | |||
Cowraffe | |||
* * | |||
\ / | |||
\ / | |||
/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ \/ | |||
/ (__) \ +----------+ | |||
| (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\ | | | | |||
|~~~| \/. \\ // \_* |~~~| | | | |||
| |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |||
| |-----//---------||----| | | | | |||
| |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ | |||
~||~ ~||~ || || | |||
"COWCH POTATO" | |||
+------------+ + | |||
| B A T E S | (__) o | |||
| (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| | |||
---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | | |||
|\ \ W------ | | ( ) v | |||
| ---------- *---- ====; ( ) | |||
| | (__) | \ / ( ) | |||
\ | (oo) | \ | ( ) | |||
\ | \/ | \+ | ( ) | |||
---------- + ( ) | |||
Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | | |||
o o | |||
Psycho Cow (with knife) | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) ------------------------- _______________________ | |||
/-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ~ ~ /| | |||
/ | || ------------------------- | \ ~ ~ ~ / | | |||
* ||----|| |(_\ ~ COW-PIE ~ /_)| | |||
~~ ~~ |(oo\ ~ /oo)| | |||
The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ~ ~ / \/ | | |||
|(__) \ / (__)| | |||
\ / \(oo)(_\ ~ ~ /_)(oo)| | |||
\_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// | |||
/\___________/\ \ \/ \ ~ / \/ / | |||
Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / | |||
trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \~/ (oo)/ | |||
/ / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// | |||
___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / | |||
\ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / | |||
\ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / | |||
\ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ | |||
\ \/_________\/ / \ \// | |||
\/___________\/ \:/ | |||
/ \ | |||
/ \ | |||
== | (__) (__) (______) (__) | ||
(oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) | |||
/--------\/ /~~~~~~~\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ | |||
../ | | ./ {~)))))_} / | |\/ / | || | |||
|--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| | |||
| | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's | |||
loss program the program Cow Cow | |||
(___) | |||
( OO | |||
______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ | |||
| | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | |||
| |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | | |||
| | | | | |||
| | (__) | | | |||
| __________ | (oo) | __________ | | |||
| | | | \/-------\ | | | | | |||
| | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | | |||
| | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | | |||
| | (oo) | | (oo) | | | |||
| \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | | |||
| | | |||
| | | |||
( ______ ) | |||
( / \ ) | |||
( / \ ) | |||
( | | ) | |||
| | | | | |||
| | | | | |||
|_________________________|________|______________| | |||
\ \ | |||
\ \ | |||
\ \ | |||
\ \ (__) | |||
\ \ (oo) / | |||
/---\----\/ / | |||
/ | \ || * (__) / | |||
* ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / | |||
~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> | |||
~~ ~~ | \===/> | |||
\\_____// | /______/ / | |||
|| | _________\\_\\_____/__________________ | |||
/\------\ ~ ~ / | |||
(oo) \ / | |||
(--) * / | |||
Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking | |||
______________________ | |||
| |\ | |||
| (__) | | | |||
| (oo) | | | |||
| \/ | | | |||
| / \ \ | | | |||
///////// \_ \_/////// | | |||
| | / | | (__) | |||
| /++++++< | | _____(oo) | |||
|==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | |||
| * | \_\_ | | / | || | |||
_______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ | |||
cow-lliope in the circus parade | |||
* | |||
\ | |||
w \ w (__) | |||
\\ /\ // (oo) | |||
\\/ \// \/ | |||
| | (__) >--( )--< | |||
|(__)| (oo) / \ | |||
\(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< | |||
//\/\\ <| |> v /\ v | |||
|| || \ \/ / | (oo) | | |||
||__|| |\/\/| \(~~)/ | |||
/~~ ~~\ /----\ | | | |||
/ ======== \ / \ | | | |||
/ \ /* * * \ / \/ \ | |||
|==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | | |||
\ / || || ~ / ~ | |||
\ ======== / ~~ ~~ * | |||
\ _____ / | |||
Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus | |||
(__) -'`- "Here's | |||
(oo) ____________________ ( oo ~ mooing | |||
/-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, | |||
/ | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" | |||
* ||----| / ====================== | \___[' | |||
~~ ~ || || | || | |||
Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | |||
| | | |||
~ ~ | |||
(__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt | |||
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ | |||
/ | || =================== || | \ | |||
* ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * | |||
~~ ~~ -- ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ~~ ~~ (__) | |||
A game of cowntract bridge (oo) | |||
/ \/ ____________ | |||
/ \===~__| | | |||
---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| | |||
(__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | | |||
(oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | | |||
/-------\/ ---------------------- I I~ ~ | | | |||
/ | || | \-/ | | | | | |||
* ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart | |||
~~ ~~ ---------------------- | |||
Just a humble cownoisseur | |||
(__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) | |||
(oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) | |||
\/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) | |||
\/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ | |||
\/ | |||
a cownfluence | |||
_______ | |||
(__( .-< | | | | |||
(oo) | |___|___| | |||
___\/___| |\_____/| | |||
| | | | | | |||
| | | |_______| | |||
>-' | | _ | _ | | |||
*----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| | |||
/ \ / | || |_______| (__) | |||
/ \ * ||----|| | | (++) | |||
~ ~ ~~ ~~ |_______| \/ | |||
Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow | |||
_ | |||
________|@|________ | |||
| POLICE BOX | __ | |||
|---------------| (~\/~) \(:)/ | |||
|_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) | |||
|| | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ | |||
||-----|| | | /| | /| | | |||
||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ~ ||----|| | |||
| ___ | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
| |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | |||
| _____ | (__) | |||
|| || (oo) --------- | |||
|| ||----//\/ ---< Master? > | |||
|| ||B-9 \ | --------- | |||
||_____||______\| | |||
|_______|_______| | |||
---------------- | |||
a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | | |||
( ----0 ---------------- | |||
(___) _\/_ | |||
|===| /oooo\---O | |||
________\_/ /oooooo\ | |||
| | | /oooooooo\ | |||
# ||______|| /oooooooooo\ | |||
|| || /____________\ | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
RoboCow a Dalek Cow | |||
__________________ ___________________ ___________________ | |||
/ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ | |||
/cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ | |||
------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- | |||
\ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ | |||
\McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / | |||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
Ronald McDonald's Cows | |||
@ @ | |||
@@@ @ | |||
@@ @ | |||
Pffii @@@@ @@ | |||
___________D @@@@@@ | |||
|________ | _______ | |||
(__) | / \ / | |||
( oo /~| | __ \ / | |||
/\_|// | | / \ | | | |||
_/____/__| | | | | | | |||
| ___/-----------------_| (__) | |||
| / \ \ \ `(oo) | |||
| / \ | | |\/ | |||
| | O | / / __ / | |||
|----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) | |||
\ / | o | \\\ _( )_ | |||
________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ | |||
Cow Express Suicidal Cow | |||
o _____________ | |||
/\ / \ | |||
[__] ( take off, eh! ) | |||
__ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ | |||
\/----///\ /-------\/ | |||
*/\______(xx) / | ||__| | |||
( ) * ||----| U | |||
~~ ~ | |||
Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow | |||
o o o o o o | |||
o o o o o o o o o o | |||
o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o | |||
O ) ( ) ( ) ( | |||
o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o | |||
/------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
/ | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || | |||
* ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry | |||
___ | |||
_/...\ *==\ ________________ | |||
__________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ | |||
/| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | | |||
/ | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ | |||
* |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ | |||
||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | | |||
|| --+_+- || | |||
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |||
| |_ | |_ | |||
/\ |____| |____| | |||
/ O\ Santa Cows | |||
/ , \ | |||
/ O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ | |||
-/ , \- / |~ |~ \ | |||
/ O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | | |||
/, , \ / \ o| o| / | |||
/ O O \ / \ / | |||
-/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ | |||
/ O , \ / / . | |||
/ , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. | |||
/ O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. | |||
/ O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. | |||
------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. | |||
||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || | |||
|| ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ | |||
Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Christmas Cowols | |||
O | |||
O O O | |||
O * | |||
Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ | |||
_____________________| |_____ /||o\ | |||
/______________________________\ /|o|||\ | |||
~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ | |||
~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ | |||
~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ | |||
/-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ | |||
/ | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | | |||
* ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo | |||
oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
|----------------------| /\ | |||
| | /\ /\/ \ | |||
| | / \/ / \/\ | |||
| | / \ \ | |||
| | ---------------------------- | |||
|______________________| | |||
\/ | |||
|----------------------| o-@@ | |||
|______________________| | |||
Minimalist Dead Cow | |||
---------------------- | |||
Mark Rothko Cow | |||
/=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><> | |||
\|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** | |||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ | |||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( | |||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ | |||
------------------------------------------------ | |||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow | |||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | |||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ | |||
------------------------------------------------ | (__) | | |||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | | |||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | | |||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | | |||
------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | | |||
(__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ~~ ~~ | | |||
( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | | |||
/\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | | |||
------------------------------------------------ -------------------- | |||
Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow | |||
oo -- | |||
\/ | |||
cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow | |||
II | |||
( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ | |||
________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) | |||
|\ `v' \ + II (00) | |||
| \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | |||
| ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) | |||
|\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | |||
| \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ | |||
\ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ | |||
(\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- | |||
(_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II | |||
II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- | |||
What cows think when people MOO at them | |||
/\\ ~ (__) (__) | |||
/__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) | |||
_ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ | |||
/ \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | |||
| /|I I| | ==== | | | |||
~/ |I I| | | | | | |||
| |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |||
| |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |||
| |_____| * || || \\ | |||
~ *~ ||_ ||_ (_) | |||
cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. | |||
(!!) _/\_ \_\ | |||
!!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) | |||
!/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ | |||
!/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| | |||
* || || * || || * || || | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow | |||
(__) (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) | |||
/--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ | |||
/ ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) | |||
/ ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) | |||
* ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) | |||
( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) | |||
(+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ~---------~ | |||
|| || || || | |||
|| || || || | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
"COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" | |||
/\ | |||
/ \ __ ________ ------ | |||
DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| | |||
MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| | |||
\/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |~~ *| | |||
/ | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ | |||
* ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| | |||
~~ ///~~ \===/ ~~ ~~ | |||
Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) | |||
/-------\/ # # | |||
/ | || \\ // | |||
* ||----||\ \\ // | |||
~~ ~~ \ \ --- / | |||
\ | | | |||
| | | | |||
| | | | |||
| / \_/ \ (__) | |||
| // \\ <--(xx)--#- | |||
| // \\ /\ | |||
___________\|/___________ | |||
Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party | |||
___--------___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
/ . . . \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
|\/ . (__) . \/| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
|| . . (oo) . . || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
|/\ . \/ . /\| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
\___ . . ___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
--------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis | |||
___________________________ | |||
| (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | |||
| ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) | |||
_______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ | |||
| | | || | |||
| _____ _____ | ||----|| | |||
|___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) | |||
|___| |___| | |||
Cow-pooling rollerscating cow | |||
__ o oo o | |||
(__) \||/ | |||
(__) (__) (___) | |||
(__) (oo) (oo) (o o) | |||
( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / | |||
( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | |||
| | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| | |||
~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow | |||
( ) | |||
(___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| | |||
(o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) | |||
/------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ | |||
/ | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| | |||
* | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| | |||
||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| | |||
~~ ~~ # # ~# # #~~# # ~~ ~~ | |||
Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows | |||
(__) (__) | |||
/ oo ______ / @@ ______ | |||
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |||
| |___ | | | |___ | | | |||
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | |||
* | | ---- | | | | ---- | | | |||
\ | |_____ | |_____ | |||
\|________| *____/|________| | |||
CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter | |||
(__) (__) | |||
/ -- ______ / .\/. ______ | |||
| /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |||
| |___ | | | |___ | | | |||
| ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | |||
| | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |||
| |_____ \ | |_____ | |||
*____/|________| \|________| | |||
CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler | |||
\\ \\ | |||
\\ \\ | |||
/ \ / \ | |||
/ \ / \ | |||
\ \ \ \ | |||
\ \(__) \ \(__) | |||
*--> (oo) *--> (oo) | |||
/ / \/ o / / \/ | |||
/ / / / | |||
\ / o \ / | |||
\ / \ / | |||
// // | |||
// o // | |||
B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run | |||
___ | |||
/ \ ( ) Happy | |||
| \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | |||
| | \ /__ (oo) | |||
+----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) | |||
|Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> | |||
|___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | |||
| | | / / | ~~ / | || | |||
o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow | |||
(__) +=============================+ | |||
(oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | | |||
______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | | |||
__|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) | |||
/ --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) | |||
|[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | |||
| @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | | |||
\ / \ / ------------------------------------ | |||
--- --- | |||
COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars | |||
__ _________ __ _________ | |||
( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ | |||
/ ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) | |||
( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ | |||
\ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) | |||
( @ @ / ( (---) / | |||
(_____/\____) (_____/\____) | |||
o o | |||
o o | |||
o o | |||
(__) (__) | |||
/----(uu) /----(uu) | |||
*__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s | |||
/\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) | |||
|/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// | |||
~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) | |||
Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage | |||
(__) o o * (__) | |||
(oo) o o \ (OO) | |||
/-------\/==o o \-------\/ | |||
/ | || ____ [] | || | |||
* ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| | |||
~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ | |||
Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started | |||
the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. | |||
== | __// \__ |\__|\ | ||
/~~~)~~/ ) ( \~~(~~~\ | 00 | | |||
/( _( ~/ \~ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ | |||
/ \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / | |||
/ \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ | |||
( )/\ //\( ) ( ) | |||
/\ // \ /\ | | | |||
/ / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- | |||
* \( )/ * || || | |||
\_ _// nn nn | |||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow after learning that | |||
the vice president has a | |||
(__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does | |||
(oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) | |||
\/ \/ \/ \/ (__, | |||
(+o) | |||
(__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' | |||
(oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ | |||
\/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o | |||
== == -- | |||
Cownting... This cow plays hockey | |||
/. | |||
moo /`'\ . | |||
(__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. | |||
(oo) / ../ .' \. | |||
/-------\/ ../ / ../ \ | |||
/ | || ./ ./ ./ \ | |||
* ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. | |||
-------~~----~~----- .../ ../ ../ \ | |||
\ / / / | |||
Ech-cow (echo) | |||
== | ________________ (__) | ||
~__~ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! | |||
(oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// | |||
/-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ | |||
/ | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW | |||
* ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES | |||
~~ ~~ O O o o / \-----/ \ | |||
Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ | |||
* . . , | |||
. . * . . | |||
. * | |||
\ / , (__) , , | |||
- * - ( . | | |||
. / \ , . \/ . - - . | |||
. / \\ , | | |||
, * * / /\\ | |||
. /\\ / . . | |||
* . / \\ . . | |||
_|_ , . , / , * | |||
| . , . * , . . | |||
. , . . . * . | |||
The Milky Way | |||
=== | \ / ________________________________ | ||
\/ / \ | |||
(__) /\ | At times likes these you | | |||
(oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | | |||
_\/_ // O \________________________________/ | |||
* ( ) // O | |||
\ (\\ // o | |||
\( \\ ) o (__) | |||
( \\ ) /\ (oo) | |||
___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__ /\/\ | |||
|\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) | |||
\|_______________//____________| \<>/ | |||
||| || //|| ||| | |||
||| || @.|| ||| (___) /~~~~~\ | |||
|| \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / | |||
. . ( ~ ) __/______/ | |||
'.'.` \_O_/ | |||
COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow | |||
(_ ~ - _) / ~ | |||
( - - | =s | |||
O | * | |||
| O \ \ - | | |||
| \ | | |||
- - | | |||
) | |||
Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. | |||
(__) ---_ | |||
(__) _______________* (oo) /| \ | |||
(xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) | |||
\/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) | |||
* ------ ~~ \____ \/ | |||
Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) | |||
(__) | |||
(oo) | |||
\/ \___/ | |||
/ / \\ (0 0) | |||
/ /\\ \ / | |||
/\\ / v | |||
/ / \\ | | |||
/ <-------|-------> | |||
/ * | | |||
|\ | | |||
/ | \ / __|__ | |||
\\ \ \/ \/ | |||
/ \\ \ \/ \/ | |||
/ \\___\ \/ \/ | |||
/ \\ __|__ | |||
/ \\ \ / | |||
/ / / \\ |\ /| | |||
/ \\ | V | | |||
/ / \\ | | | |||
/ \\ | | | |||
/ \\ W W | |||
\\ | |||
===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing | |||
=========================================== at Malibu wearing a | |||
O) O) special cow bikini. | |||
The dreaded cowtapult | |||
(__) (___) ** ((__)) | |||
(__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) | |||
(oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | |||
| \/ | ( /*) | | || || | |||
| | || || | | |||----||| | |||
(___) ~~~ ~~~ | |||
Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an | |||
FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake | |||
(( _ _ (___) (__) | |||
( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) | |||
_______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ | |||
/| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ | |||
/ ||____| \/~ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * | |||
* || | O O ~~ ~~ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ | |||
~~ ~ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. | |||
"Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) | |||
____________________________________________________ | |||
| | | |||
_______ | | | |||
/ _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | | |||
/ /(__) || | | | |||
________/ / |OO| || | | | |||
| |-------|| | | | |||
(| | -.|| |_______________________ | | |||
| ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | | |||
/| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ | |||
\|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | |||
| () | | () | | () | | () | | () | | |||
\__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ | |||
"The Moo-vers are here!" | |||
-- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) | |||
*--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) | |||
- \------\/ \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ | |||
--- | | | // | // | // | || | |||
- ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| | |||
oo oo ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Roller Cow Cows in polonaise | |||
----------------------/ | |||
/ | |||
/ | |||
/ | |||
/ | |||
/ | |||
/ (__) | |||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |||
Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) | |||
\ / ____ | |||
|\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ | |||
(oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | | |||
/-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / | |||
/ | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ | |||
* ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- | |||
~~ ~ -- -- -- -- Milkael | |||
Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev | |||
(*) (*) | |||
(__) ~ ~ (__) | |||
(oo) | | | @(oo)@ | |||
[..] | = | [..]@@ | |||
\ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ | |||
|| ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || | |||
|| ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || | |||
||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| | |||
|\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | |||
| \ | | | | / | | |||
= * = = = = * = | |||
cows having candlelight dinner | |||
(___) | |||
(o o) | |||
( ** ) __\_/__ | |||
|e e| //~~*~~\ \___/ | |||
\ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) | |||
OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | |||
| * * * \ \ |=====| / O | |||
/**************** * "|_____|" | |||
// ************* | | | Cow exclaiming | |||
|| || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" | |||
|| || || || |_|_| | |||
v| v| v| v| ~ ~ | |||
Haute Cowture COWNT | |||
|\ | |||
|[] |\ | |||
(__) | |[] |\ | |||
(--) | (__) | |[] |\ | |||
* _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] | |||
| (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | | |||
| __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | | |||
\===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| | |||
_|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | | |||
-//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| | |||
\_/ \_/ o |===========| | | |||
----------------- o |================| | |||
Cowazaki COW-WARD o o | |||
______________________________ | |||
/ \ | |||
( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) | |||
\________________ ____________/ | |||
) ) () | |||
(__) // ( ) | |||
(__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) | |||
/(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) | |||
/-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| | |||
/ | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| | |||
* ||----|| ~~ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi | |||
(__) |====| | |||
/--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ | |||
/ | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ | |||
* ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || | |||
~~ ~~ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
___/ ___/ ~~ ~~ | |||
Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher | |||
(with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) | |||
/\ __ | |||
{__} _[__]_ | |||
(oo) /(oo)\ | |||
/-------\/ /------@\/@ | |||
/ | + || / | |@@ | |||
* ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow | |||
_____ _________________ | |||
/ \ / \ | |||
( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) | |||
\__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) | |||
( ( ) ) >(==) | |||
\\ // )__( /-\/-\ | |||
\ (__) / (oo) /( )\ | |||
(oo) \/-------* ~ ( ) ~ | |||
/-------\/ || | \ ( ) | |||
/ | || ||----|| \ /----\ | |||
* ||----|| vv vv / \ \ | |||
~~ ~~ ~ * ~ | |||
COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
< | O (___) || * ||----|| | ||
| (o o) || \ | || | |||
(no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ | |||
|\/| O | || (oo) | |||
| | | || ( ) | |||
/ v-' || >< | |||
/==========| ( ) | |||
// || (oo) | |||
,------._(__) || || /-------\/ | |||
* | \ ( oo || || / | || | |||
vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ | |||
COWTOW Bi-cow molecule | |||
(__) (__) | |||
() () _____| oo | |oo| | |||
()() / | /----|-|__|-| | |||
(oo) / | / | || | |||
/-------UU /____________| * ||----|| | |||
/ | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
* ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up | |||
~~ ~~ as ghost as Frankenstein | |||
Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween | |||
(__) |\/| (__) | |||
(oo) (oo) >(==) | |||
__[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ | |||
/ | || / | || / | || | |||
* ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| | |||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ | |||
Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) | |||
(very handy) portable COW | |||
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(___) | |||
( OO | |||
\_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? Add yours to the official | |||
\O collection! | |||
(___) | |||
( -- | |||
\_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z | |||
\O | |||
</pre> | |||
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