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| with milk after milking cow with milk
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| Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
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| seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
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| Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
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| Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
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| Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
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| American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
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| Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
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| start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
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| Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
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| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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| This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
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| to George Washington this cow cow
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| Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
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| to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
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| ( O ) (oo) (oo)
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| The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
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| the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
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| [##] (@o)
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| / | || / | || / | || (oo)
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| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
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| This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
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| to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
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| (oo ) (o o) ( O O)
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| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
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| This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
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| to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
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| O__O \_|_/
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| (oo) (oo)
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| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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| Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
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| ^^ (oo) (--)
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| Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
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| (What a bod, huh guys?)
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| Cow swimming at Amityville
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| (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
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| Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
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| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
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| / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
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| (New) Jersey Cow
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| Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
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| Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
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| Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
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| Cow Cow (That's what comes of
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| (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
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| ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
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| (__)
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| ([][]) "I have this recurring dream
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| __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
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| Psycowlogist and patient
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| It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
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| It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
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| Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
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| "Cow Town"
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| This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
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| Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
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| Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
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| / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
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| Cow in Heat
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| This cow plays bagpipes. Cow Chewing Marbles
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| OO OO OO OO OO OO
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| li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
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| ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
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| holy cow armed and dangerous
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| A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
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| Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
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| The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
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| | | * ||----||
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| | | ^^ ^^
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| \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
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| Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
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| (__)
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| (oo)
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| /---+ +--\/
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| / | | | ||
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| * ||-+ +-||
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| ^^ ^^ *
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| David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
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| (__)
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| (oo)
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| /-------\/
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| / | ||
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| * ||----||
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| ^^ ^^
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| (__) (__)
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| (oo) (oo)
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| /-------\/ \/-------\
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| / | || -^^- || | \
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| * ||---- -^^- || *
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| ^^ ^^
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| (__) (__)
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| (oo) (oo)
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| /-------\/ \/-------\
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| / | || || | \
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| * ||----|| ||----|| *
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| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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| Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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| (__) _--------_
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| (oo) |__________| BIG
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| /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
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| / | 007 || __________
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| * ||----|| |_ _|
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| ^^ ^^ --------
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| Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
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| (__)
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| (oo)
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| /'^^^-m
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| (__) / '' ` )
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| (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
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| / \/ / / _ / | | | |
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| / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
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| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
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| * ^ ^ * ww ww
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| Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
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| ____ ____ |+++++|
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| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
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| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
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| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
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| | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
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| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ --------------------------------
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| o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
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| | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
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| |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
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| -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
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| \ | __________________________________/
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| | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
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| / /\ \ \___/ \___/
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| / / \ \
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| ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
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| (__) (__) (__) (----------)
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| (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
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| /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
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| /| || /| || /| ||
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| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
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| * (__) (__) (__) (__)
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| \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
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| \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
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| /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
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| //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
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| ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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| Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking
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| (__)
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| (oo) (__) o * (__)
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| \/ (oo)/ " | (oo)
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| ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
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| ---/ --** / | / | |
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| *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
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| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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| //__ Cow Cow pooing
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| Cow marching standing
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| Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls!
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| (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/
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| ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^
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| /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \//
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| (__) | | (__)
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| (oo) | | ($$)
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| ----\/ /-----~~~~~~ /-------\/
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| || / | || / | IRS ||
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| ---|| * ||----|| * ||----||
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| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Acowntant
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| (___) (___) (___)
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| (0 0) (0 0) (0 0)
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| \ / \ / \ /
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| __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__
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| /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===:
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| \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/
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| | |
| Cowed Forces
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| \ _ /
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| - ( ) - /\
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| / " \ /| | (__)
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| (__) / | | (oo)\
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| ________(oo) /____| | \/| \
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| /| \/ / \/ | \
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| / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \
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| * || || |__________| ||| ____\---*
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| ~~ ~~
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| Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice
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| | |
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| ) ( _
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| (____) / \ (__) ==========I
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| / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I
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| (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I
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| ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I
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| /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I
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| / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I
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| * ||----|| ~~ ~~
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| ~~ ~~
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| Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo
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| | |
| ______________________ _______________________
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| | | | |
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| | (__) | | (__) |
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| | (oo) | | (oo) |
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| | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----|
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| | / | || | | || / | |
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| | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--|
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| | ~~ ~~ | | ~~ ~~ |
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| |--------------------| |---------------------|
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| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1
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| (__) (__)
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| (oo) (oo)
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| ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __
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| /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/|
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| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
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| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|~~ ~/|___||
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| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/
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| Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989
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| | |
| ______________(__)_________________ (__)
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| /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo)
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| | \/ || \/
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| _|_ _|| ||
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| /__/_______________________________/__/| ||
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| ( ) ( )| ||
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| | |________________________________| | | ||
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| \_____________________________________/] /------- /
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| [] [] [] / | ||
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| * ||----||
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| COW-CH ~~ ~~
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| Cowraffe
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| * *
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| \ /
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| \ /
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| /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ \/
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| / (__) \ +----------+
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| | (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\ | | |
| |
| |~~~| \/. \\ // \_* |~~~| | |
| |
| | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | |
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| | |-----//---------||----| | | |
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| | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+
| |
| ~||~ ~||~ || ||
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| | |
| "COWCH POTATO"
| |
| +------------+ +
| |
| | B A T E S | (__) o
| |
| | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /|
| |
| ---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / |
| |
| |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v
| |
| | ---------- *---- ====; ( )
| |
| | | (__) | \ / ( )
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| \ | (oo) | \ | ( )
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| \ | \/ | \+ | ( )
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| ---------- + ( )
| |
| Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | |
| |
| o o
| |
| Psycho Cow (with knife)
| |
| (__)
| |
| (oo) ------------------------- _______________________
| |
| /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ~ ~ /|
| |
| / | || ------------------------- | \ ~ ~ ~ / |
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| * ||----|| |(_\ ~ COW-PIE ~ /_)|
| |
| ~~ ~~ |(oo\ ~ /oo)|
| |
| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ~ ~ / \/ |
| |
| |(__) \ / (__)|
| |
| \ / \(oo)(_\ ~ ~ /_)(oo)|
| |
| \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \//
| |
| /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ~ / \/ /
| |
| Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) /
| |
| trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \~/ (oo)/
| |
| / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\//
| |
| ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) /
| |
| \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ /
| |
| \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) /
| |
| \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/
| |
| \ \/_________\/ / \ \//
| |
| \/___________\/ \:/
| |
| / \
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| / \
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| | |
| (__) (__) (______) (__)
| |
| (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo)
| |
| /--------\/ /~~~~~~~\/ /-----\ / /-------\/
| |
| ../ | | ./ {~)))))_} / | |\/ / | ||
| |
| |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)||
| |
| | | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
| |
| ~~ ~~
| |
| cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's
| |
| loss program the program Cow Cow
| |
| | |
| (___)
| |
| ( OO
| |
| ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______
| |
| | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| |
| |
| | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| |
| |
| | | | |
| |
| | | (__) | |
| |
| | __________ | (oo) | __________ |
| |
| | | | | \/-------\ | | | |
| |
| | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | |
| |
| | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | |
| |
| | | (oo) | | (oo) | |
| |
| | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ |
| |
| | |
| |
| | |
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| ( ______ )
| |
| ( / \ )
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| ( / \ )
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| ( | | )
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| | | | |
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| | | | |
| |
| |_________________________|________|______________|
| |
| \ \
| |
| \ \
| |
| \ \
| |
| \ \ (__)
| |
| \ \ (oo) /
| |
| /---\----\/ /
| |
| / | \ || * (__) /
| |
| * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO /
| |
| ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/>
| |
| ~~ ~~ | \===/>
| |
| \\_____// | /______/ /
| |
| || | _________\\_\\_____/__________________
| |
| /\------\ ~ ~ /
| |
| (oo) \ /
| |
| (--) * /
| |
| | |
| Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
| |
| | |
| ______________________
| |
| | |\
| |
| | (__) | |
| |
| | (oo) | |
| |
| | \/ | |
| |
| | / \ \ | |
| |
| ///////// \_ \_/////// |
| |
| | | / | | (__)
| |
| | /++++++< | | _____(oo)
| |
| |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
| |
| | * | \_\_ | | / | ||
| |
| _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
| |
| | |
| cow-lliope in the circus parade
| |
| *
| |
| \
| |
| w \ w (__)
| |
| \\ /\ // (oo)
| |
| \\/ \// \/
| |
| | | (__) >--( )--<
| |
| |(__)| (oo) / \
| |
| \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---<
| |
| //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v
| |
| || || \ \/ / | (oo) |
| |
| ||__|| |\/\/| \(~~)/
| |
| /~~ ~~\ /----\ | |
| |
| / ======== \ / \ | |
| |
| / \ /* * * \ / \/ \
| |
| |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ |
| |
| \ / || || ~ / ~
| |
| \ ======== / ~~ ~~ *
| |
| \ _____ /
| |
| Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus
| |
| | |
| (__) -'`- "Here's
| |
| (oo) ____________________ ( oo ~ mooing
| |
| /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you,
| |
| / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!"
| |
| * ||----| / ====================== | \___['
| |
| ~~ ~ || || | ||
| |
| Cowncillor his cowch |____|-
| |
| | |
| |
| ~ ~
| |
| (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt
| |
| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
| |
| /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\
| |
| / | || =================== || | \
| |
| * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| *
| |
| ~~ ~~ -- ~ ~ ~ ~ -- ~~ ~~ (__)
| |
| A game of cowntract bridge (oo)
| |
| / \/ ____________
| |
| / \===~__| |
| |
| ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________|
| |
| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | |
| |
| (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | |
| |
| /-------\/ ---------------------- I I~ ~ | |
| |
| / | || | \-/ | | | |
| |
| * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
| |
| ~~ ~~ ----------------------
| |
| Just a humble cownoisseur
| |
| | |
| (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__)
| |
| (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
| |
| \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
| |
| \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
| |
| \/
| |
| a cownfluence
| |
| _______
| |
| (__( .-< | | |
| |
| (oo) | |___|___|
| |
| ___\/___| |\_____/|
| |
| | | | | |
| |
| | | | |_______|
| |
| >-' | | _ | _ |
| |
| *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--|
| |
| / \ / | || |_______| (__)
| |
| / \ * ||----|| | | (++)
| |
| ~ ~ ~~ ~~ |_______| \/
| |
| Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow
| |
| _
| |
| ________|@|________
| |
| | POLICE BOX | __
| |
| |---------------| (~\/~) \(:)/
| |
| |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o)
| |
| || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/
| |
| ||-----|| | | /| | /| |
| |
| ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ~ ||----||
| |
| | ___ | | | ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
| |
| | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow
| |
| | _____ | (__)
| |
| || || (oo) ---------
| |
| || ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
| |
| || ||B-9 \ | ---------
| |
| ||_____||______\|
| |
| |_______|_______|
| |
| ----------------
| |
| a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
| |
| ( ----0 ----------------
| |
| (___) _\/_
| |
| |===| /oooo\---O
| |
| ________\_/ /oooooo\
| |
| | | | /oooooooo\
| |
| # ||______|| /oooooooooo\
| |
| || || /____________\
| |
| ~~ ~~
| |
| RoboCow a Dalek Cow
| |
| | |
| __________________ ___________________ ___________________
| |
| /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\
| |
| /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\
| |
| ------------------------ ------------------------- -------------------------
| |
| \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/
| |
| \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle /
| |
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| |
| Ronald McDonald's Cows
| |
| | |
| @ @
| |
| @@@ @
| |
| @@ @
| |
| Pffii @@@@ @@
| |
| ___________D @@@@@@
| |
| |________ | _______
| |
| (__) | / \ /
| |
| ( oo /~| | __ \ /
| |
| /\_|// | | / \ | |
| |
| _/____/__| | | | | |
| |
| | ___/-----------------_| (__)
| |
| | / \ \ \ `(oo)
| |
| | / \ | | |\/
| |
| | | O | / / __ /
| |
| |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__)
| |
| \ / | o | \\\ _( )_
| |
| ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
| |
| | |
| Cow Express Suicidal Cow
| |
| | |
| o _____________
| |
| /\ / \
| |
| [__] ( take off, eh! )
| |
| __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/
| |
| \/----///\ /-------\/
| |
| */\______(xx) / | ||__|
| |
| ( ) * ||----| U
| |
| ~~ ~
| |
| Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow
| |
| | |
| o o o o o o
| |
| o o o o o o o o o o
| |
| o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o
| |
| O ) ( ) ( ) (
| |
| o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__)
| |
| (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o
| |
| /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/
| |
| / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | ||
| |
| * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o
| |
| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
| |
| Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
| |
| ___
| |
| _/...\ *==\ ________________
| |
| __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \
| |
| /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo |
| |
| / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/
| |
| * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/
| |
| ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ |
| |
| || --+_+- ||
| |
| Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- --
| |
| | |_ | |_
| |
| /\ |____| |____|
| |
| / O\ Santa Cows
| |
| / , \
| |
| / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
| |
| -/ , \- / |~ |~ \
| |
| / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| |
| |
| /, , \ / \ o| o| /
| |
| / O O \ / \ /
| |
| -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
| |
| / O , \ / / .
| |
| / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\.
| |
| / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\.
| |
| / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\.
| |
| ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\.
| |
| ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ ||
| |
| || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~
| |
| Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| *
| |
| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
| |
| Christmas Cowols
| |
| | |
| O
| |
| O O O
| |
| O *
| |
| Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\
| |
| _____________________| |_____ /||o\
| |
| /______________________________\ /|o|||\
| |
| ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\
| |
| ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\
| |
| ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\
| |
| /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\
| |
| / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | |
| |
| * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
| |
| oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
| |
| | |
| | |
| |----------------------| /\
| |
| | | /\ /\/ \
| |
| | | / \/ / \/\
| |
| | | / \ \
| |
| | | ----------------------------
| |
| |______________________|
| |
| \/
| |
| |----------------------| o-@@
| |
| |______________________|
| |
| Minimalist Dead Cow
| |
| ----------------------
| |
| Mark Rothko Cow
| |
| /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><>
| |
| \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#***
| |
| (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
| |
| ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
| |
| /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
| |
| ------------------------------------------------
| |
| (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow
| |
| ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo |
| |
| /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________
| |
| ------------------------------------------------ | (__) |
| |
| (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) |
| |
| ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ |
| |
| /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || |
| |
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| (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ~~ ~~ |
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| ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas |
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| /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow |
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| Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow
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| oo --
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| cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow
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| II
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| ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\
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| ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
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| |\ `v' \ + II (00)
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| | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\
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| | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he )
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| |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? )
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| | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\
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| \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \
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| (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
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| (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II
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| II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
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| What cows think when people MOO at them
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| /\\ ~ (__) (__)
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| /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo)
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| _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\
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| / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \
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| | /|I I| | ==== | |
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| ~/ |I I| | | | |
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| | |I I| /| _ \ / \
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| | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\
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| | |_____| * || || \\
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| ~ *~ ||_ ||_ (_)
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| cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell.
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| (!!) _/\_ \_\
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| !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo)
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| !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/
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| !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________||
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| * || || * || || * || ||
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| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow
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| (__) (__)
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| (oo) (oo)
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| /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/
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| / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| )
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| / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| )
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| * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| )
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| ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| )
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| (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ~---------~
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| || || || ||
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| || || || ||
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| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR"
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| /\
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| / \ __ ________ ------
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| DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====|
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| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v|
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| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |~~ *|
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| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------
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| * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----||
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| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ~~ ~~
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| Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege
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| (__)
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| (oo)
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| /-------\/ # #
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| / | || \\ //
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| * ||----||\ \\ //
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| ~~ ~~ \ \ --- /
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| \ | |
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| | / \_/ \ (__)
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| | // \\ <--(xx)--#-
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| | // \\ /\
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| ___________\|/___________
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| Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party
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| ___--------___ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| / . . . \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| |\/ . (__) . \/| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| || . . (oo) . . || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| |/\ . \/ . /\| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| \___ . . ___/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| --------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis
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|
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| ___________________________
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| | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__)
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| | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo)
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| _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/
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| | _____ _____ | ||----||
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| |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo)
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| |___| |___|
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| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow
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| __ o oo o
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| (__) \||/
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| (__) (__) (___)
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| (__) (oo) (oo) (o o)
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| ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ /
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| ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O
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| | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---||
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| ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow
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| ( )
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| (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| |||
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| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O)
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| /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/
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| / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | |||
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| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || |||
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| ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------|||
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| ~~ ~~ # # ~# # #~~# # ~~ ~~
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| Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows
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| (__) (__)
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| / oo ______ / @@ ______
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| | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
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| | |___ | | | |___ | |
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| | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
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| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | |
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| \ | |_____ | |_____
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| \|________| *____/|________|
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| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter
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| (__) (__)
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| / -- ______ / .\/. ______
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| | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \
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| | |___ | | | |___ | |
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| | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______|
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| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | |
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| | |_____ \ | |_____
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| *____/|________| \|________|
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| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
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| \\ \\
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| \\ \\
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| / \ / \
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| / \ / \
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| \ \ \ \
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| \ \(__) \ \(__)
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| *--> (oo) *--> (oo)
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| / / \/ o / / \/
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| / / / /
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| \ / o \ /
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| \ / \ /
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| // //
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| // o //
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| B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run
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| ___
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| / \ ( ) Happy
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| | \ |--| Mooosic! (__)
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| | | \ /__ (oo)
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| +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__)
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| |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)---->
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| |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/
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| | | | / / | ~~ / | ||
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| o o o | | ||---- * ||----||
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| ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow
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| (__) +=============================+
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| (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N |
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| ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ |
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| __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__)
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| / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo)
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| |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/
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| | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| |
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| \ / \ / ------------------------------------
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| --- ---
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| COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars
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| __ _________ __ _________
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| ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_
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| / ( \o/ ) ) / //// )
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| ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \
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| \ /O\ ) \ |moo| )
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| ( @ @ / ( (---) /
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| (_____/\____) (_____/\____)
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| o o
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| o o
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| o o
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| (__) (__)
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| /----(uu) /----(uu)
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| *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s
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| /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \))
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| |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))//
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| ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*)
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| Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage
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| (__) o o * (__)
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| (oo) o o \ (OO)
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| /-------\/==o o \-------\/
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| / | || ____ [] | ||
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| * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----||
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| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~
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| Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started
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| the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
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| __// \__ |\__|\
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| /~~~)~~/ ) ( \~~(~~~\ | 00 |
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| /( _( ~/ \~ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/
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| / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| /
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| / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/
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| ( )/\ //\( ) ( )
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| /\ // \ /\ | |
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| / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ --------
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| * \( )/ * || ||
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| \_ _// nn nn
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| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow after learning that
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| the vice president has a
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| (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does
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| (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo)
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| \/ \/ \/ \/ (__,
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| (+o)
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| (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\'
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| (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \
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| \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o
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| == == --
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| Cownting... This cow plays hockey
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| /.
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| moo /`'\ .
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| (__) MOO! ` / ./ \..
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| (oo) / ../ .' \.
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| /-------\/ ../ / ../ \
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| / | || ./ ./ ./ \
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| * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \.
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| -------~~----~~----- .../ ../ ../ \
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| \ / / /
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| Ech-cow (echo)
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| ________________ (__)
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| ~__~ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
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| (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O//
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| /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____
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| / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW
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| * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES
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| ~~ ~~ O O o o / \-----/ \
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| Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/
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| * . . ,
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| . . * . .
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| . *
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| \ / , (__) , ,
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| - * - ( . |
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| . / \ , . \/ . - - .
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| . / \\ , |
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| , * * / /\\
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| . /\\ / . .
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| * . / \\ . .
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| _|_ , . , / , *
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| | . , . * , . .
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| . , . . . * .
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| The Milky Way
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| \ / ________________________________
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| \/ / \
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| (__) /\ | At times likes these you |
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| (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
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| _\/_ // O \________________________________/
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| * ( ) // O
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| \ (\\ // o
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| \( \\ ) o (__)
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| ( \\ ) /\ (oo)
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| ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__ /\/\
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| |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/)
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| \|_______________//____________| \<>/
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| ||| || //|| |||
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| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /~~~~~\
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| || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU /
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| . . ( ~ ) __/______/
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| '.'.` \_O_/
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| COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow
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| (_ ~ - _) / ~
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| ( - - | =s
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| O | *
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| | O \ \ - |
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| | \ |
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| - - |
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| )
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| Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
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| (__) ---_
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| (__) _______________* (oo) /| \
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| (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__)
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| \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo)
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| * ------ ~~ \____ \/
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| Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef)
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| (__)
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| (oo)
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| \/ \___/
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| / / \\ (0 0)
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| / /\\ \ /
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| /\\ / v
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| / / \\ |
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| / <-------|------->
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| / * |
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| / | \ / __|__
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| \\ \ \/ \/
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| / \\ \ \/ \/
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| / \\___\ \/ \/
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| / \\ __|__
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| / \\ \ /
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| / / / \\ |\ /|
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| / \\ | V |
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| / / \\ | |
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| / \\ | |
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| / \\ W W
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| \\
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| ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing
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| =========================================== at Malibu wearing a
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| O) O) special cow bikini.
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| The dreaded cowtapult
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| (__) (___) ** ((__))
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| (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo))
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| (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\//
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| | \/ | ( /*) | | || ||
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| | | || || | | |||----|||
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| (___) ~~~ ~~~
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| Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an
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| FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake
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| (( _ _ (___) (__)
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| ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo)
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| _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\
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| /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \
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| / ||____| \/~ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| *
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| * || | O O ~~ ~~ \/|(/)(/\(,,/
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| ~~ ~ Romie mooed... while Julie ate.
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| "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
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| ____________________________________________________
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| _______ | |
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| / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS |
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| / /(__) || | |
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| ________/ / |OO| || | |
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| | |-------|| | |
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| (| | -.|| |_______________________ |
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| | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ |
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| /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\
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| \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |_________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/
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| | () | | () | | () | | () | | () |
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| \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/
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| "The Moo-vers are here!"
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| -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__)
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| *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-)
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| - \------\/ \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
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| --- | | | // | // | // | ||
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| - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----||
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| oo oo ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Roller Cow Cows in polonaise
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| ----------------------/
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| / (__)
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| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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| Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
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| \ / ____
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| |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/
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| (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O |
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| /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ /
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| / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/
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| * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| --
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| ~~ ~ -- -- -- -- Milkael
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| Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev
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| (*) (*)
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| (__) ~ ~ (__)
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| (oo) | | | @(oo)@
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| [..] | = | [..]@@
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| \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@
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| || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== ||
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| || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( ||
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| ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
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| | \ | | | | / |
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| = * = = = = * =
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| cows having candlelight dinner
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| (___)
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| (o o)
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| ( ** ) __\_/__
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| |e e| //~~*~~\ \___/
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| \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O)
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| OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ /
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| | * * * \ \ |=====| / O
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| /**************** * "|_____|"
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| // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming
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| || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow"
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| || || || || |_|_|
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| v| v| v| v| ~ ~
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| Haute Cowture COWNT
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| |[] |\
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| (__) | |[] |\
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| (--) | (__) | |[] |\
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| * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[]
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| | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) |
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| | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) |
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| \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /|
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| _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / |
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| -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------|
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| \_/ \_/ o |===========| |
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| ----------------- o |================|
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| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o
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| ______________________________
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| / \
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| ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
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| \________________ ____________/
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| ) ) ()
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| (__) // ( )
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| (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ )
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| /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo)
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| /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/||||
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| / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || |||
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| * ||----|| ~~ ||---,|| * * ||----|| |
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| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi
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| (__) |====|
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| /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/
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| / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/
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| * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | ||
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| ~~ ~~ \/ * ||----|| * ||----||
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| ___/ ___/ ~~ ~~
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| Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher
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| (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league)
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| /\ __
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| {__} _[__]_
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| (oo) /(oo)\
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| /-------\/ /------@\/@
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| / | + || / | |@@
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| * ||----|| * ||----||
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| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow
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| _____ _________________
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| / \ / \
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| ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
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| \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__)
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| ( ( ) ) >(==)
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| \\ // )__( /-\/-\
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| \ (__) / (oo) /( )\
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| (oo) \/-------* ~ ( ) ~
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| /-------\/ || | \ ( )
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| / | || ||----|| \ /----\
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| * ||----|| vv vv / \ \
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| ~~ ~~ ~ * ~
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| COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga
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| ~~ ~~
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| O (___) || * ||----||
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| | (o o) || \ | ||
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| (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\
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| |\/| O | || (oo)
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| | | | || ( )
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| / v-' || ><
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| /==========| ( )
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| // || (oo)
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| ,------._(__) || || /-------\/
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| * | \ ( oo || || / | ||
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| vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----||
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| ~~ ~~
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| COWTOW Bi-cow molecule
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| (__) (__)
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| () () _____| oo | |oo|
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| ()() / | /----|-|__|-|
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| (oo) / | / | ||
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| /-------UU /____________| * ||----||
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| / | || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
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| * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up
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| ~~ ~~ as ghost as Frankenstein
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| Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween
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| (__) |\/| (__)
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| (oo) (oo) >(==)
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| __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/
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| Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2)
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| (very handy) portable COW
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| \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? Add yours to the official
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| [[Categoria:Fun]]
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