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                   This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.</pre>
                   This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.</pre>


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Versione delle 20:20, 8 set 2005

Introduzione

Questa pagina vuole raccogliere tutte quelle cose simpatiche (EasterEggs) presenti nei programmi Debian e non solo ...


apt-get

apt-get moo

$ apt-get moo
         (__)
         (oo)
   /------\/
  / |    ||
 *  /\---/\
    ~~   ~~
...."Have you mooed today?"...

apt-get --help

$ apt-get --help | grep Powers
                       This APT has Super Cow Powers.

bug

Interessante la segnalazione presente nella wishlist di apt-get:
http://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=134156


aptitude

aptitude moo

$ aptitude moo
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.

aptitude -v moo

$ aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.

aptitude -vv moo

$ aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?

aptitude -vvv moo

$ aptitude -vvv moo
Stop it!

aptitude -vvvv moo

$ aptitude -vvvv moo
Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away?

aptitude -vvvv moo

$ aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win.

                               /----\
                       -------/      \
                      /               \
                     /                |
   -----------------/                  --------\
   ----------------------------------------------

Happy?

aptitude -vvvvvv moo

$ aptitude -vvvvvv moo
What is it?  It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.

aptitude --help

$ aptitude --help | grep Powers
                  This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.

apt-build

apt-build moo

$ apt-build moo
         (__)    ~
         (oo)   /
     _____\/___/
    /  /\ / /
   ~  /  * /
     / ___/
*----/\
    /  \
   /   /
  ~    ~
..."Have you danced today? Discow!"...

Pagine di Man

funny-manpages

Per installare queste simpatiche pagine di man è sufficiente un

# apt-get install funny-manpages

che, una volta terminata l'installazione, metterà a disposizione le seguenti manpage:

  • man 1fun date
  • man 1fun echo
  • man 1fun gong
  • man 1fun grope
  • man 1fun party
  • man 1fun rescrog
  • man 1fun rtfm
  • man 1fun rm
  • man 1fun tm
  • man 1fun xkill
  • man 1fun baby
  • man 1fun celibacy
  • man 1fun flog
  • man 1fun uubp
  • man 1fun condom
  • man 1fun flame
  • man 1fun xlart
  • man 6fun sex
  • man 3fun strfry

sono tutte in inglese, ma vale la pena leggerle ;)

asr-manpages

Simile a funny-manpages, ma un po' più tecniche, sono le asr-manpages:

 A set of humorous manual pages developed on
 alt.sysadmin.recovery (don't treat them seriously!).
 They document a set of really useful tools that for some
 strange reason are not included in any implementation of
 Unix. This includes such famous commands as lart, sysadmin,
 luser, bosskill and others.
 The authors recommend these man pages should be installed
 on every system.

Per installarle, basta un semplice

# apt-get install asr-manpages
  • man 8fun guru
  • man 8fun nuke
  • man 8fun bosskill
  • man 8fun knife
  • man 8fun pmsd
  • man 8fun ctluser
  • man 8fun luser
  • man 5fun normality
  • man 2fun people
  • man 1fun lart
  • man 1fun c
  • man 1fun vslave
  • man 1fun sysadmin
  • man 1fun think
  • man 1fun whack
  • man 3fun chastise

ddate

ddate è un programma che converte una data nel formato Discordiano (cfr.: Discordianesimo.
Ecco un esempio:

$ ddate
Today is Sweetmorn, the 50th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3171
Celebrate Confuflux

Varie

Parlando di mucche (cosa molto frequente in Debian, a quanto si vede) è d'obbligo visitare la seguente pagina: http://hoaxter.telelev.net/cows.txt